battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

White and buttered

A person who is very white, rich and is very toxic

Look at that Kyle with his Lamborghini coming into school, he is so white and buttered

by Gheeson smith September 28, 2019

buttered bun

Rolling back to the 1970's joy of sex book,a buttered bun is the highest bond between two male friends. To have sex with a woman, cum inside her, and have the other male have sex with her right after him and let his cum get all over his penis.

Oh, here man, I got this woman all buttered up for ya...

by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010

BUTTERED

buttered means to be extremely drunk or hiqh off of somethin .

" damn yu shoulda came to that party last niqht everybody was buttered ! "

by lOV3x July 1, 2009

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005