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boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
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Cunt Bunting

first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."
Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker.

Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.
by captainofthecunterbunts July 3, 2009
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Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.
Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...
by The Destructonator September 27, 2010
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No smelling, no biting

Famous expression in Portugal (translated from "Quem não cheira não trinca"), meaning that without smelling it, you have no right to bite it. This can be used in any situation!
This was created by a Portuguese dude named João Rêgo and it became famous in the north area of Portugal.
Dude 1: I won't smell that
Dude 2: "No smelling, no biting"
by mmlp_r November 2, 2022
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biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.
Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!
by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009
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curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks
by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020
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biting the tongue from the fox's mouth

Adj.

A phrase to describe an act of unashamed dedication to a particular cause, no matter how dire it may be.
Luke: Woah, he's really not holding back from unblocking that toilet

Emmeline: Yeah, he's totally biting the tongue from the fox's mouth.
by Emmeline&Luke November 14, 2012
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