Bilge

Bilge/v/: to mastabate secretly while in the presence of others, most likely to animal porn.

Bilgist/n/: one who partakes in the activity of bilging

"Oh my gosh do you see Chad over there in the corner bilging"

"Yeah man, who would bilge during old yeller"

by The bilgist February 13, 2017

Bilge rat

An unattractive individual on or near a body of water. Typically also looking for love.

Avast! Upstream be a gaggle of horny bilge rats. Keep yer head on a swivel, me hearties!

by River Boyz July 22, 2025