bork

Irreversibly damaged.

My soundcard is borked.

by Liverstar October 17, 2001

BJORK

1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.

You’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to convey.
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have Bjork as a fashion consultant?

by Yashamuri Hikanae July 12, 2006

bork the blup

A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.

Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
record scratch, music stops
Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!

by Blup Borker August 6, 2020

Borker

An alternate term for a dog. Particularly one that barks often or occasionally.

Borkers bark and are fluffy.

by Stryk1r December 22, 2017

Borkey

An absolutely awesome Irish/German with a great personality. Oh yeah, and they are funny

"OMG that guy is funny" "He must be a Borkey"

by jamminjive May 19, 2010

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

planet bork

It's the planet for all the 900 million doggos. And today, we take a closer look at shiba inus, also known as shines. shiba inus were originally bred for hunting. But they have turned out to be more suitable for memes. They obtained a high variety of sounds to communicate with other doggos and hoomans. But there is one shine that mastered all of them. Her name is Maruko and she's 7 years old. We were lucky to find Maruko in her natural habitat. A truly fascinating individual! Researches show that she is clearly obsessed with bepis. She ignores the recommended daily dose of 100 ml a day and often consumes several litres in few hours. We look forward to understand this shibe's behaviour in the future.

NASA just drank some spront and located the planet bork!

by Sprontislife April 28, 2019