The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

by Seo Jay January 3, 2012

Best Hand Ever

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.

oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.

by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

The best girlfriend ever

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”

“It’s liv of corse!”

by Thomas Black October 28, 2019

best song ever

A 1D song

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by hfeiuhaerflerwhiue November 20, 2020

best band ever

1. A band that is better then all others.

2. Something there can only be one of. If there is more then one then it is not the best band ever.

3. The best band ever depends on the person you ask.

Cleetus, "yeah, I think Brooks and Dunn, Nickel Creek, and Weezer are the best bands ever."

Ace, "There can only be one best band ever cock sucker. God, I fuckin hate you, you should burn in hell you red neck son of a bitch."

by Sexy Ben August 23, 2005

The best song ever

Africa-toto

Fred:Let’s listen to Africa-toto
Dave:*has melted at the sheer mention of the best song ever*

by Xx_V1Rg1n_xX June 14, 2018