Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"

You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

by YesOkCool May 22, 2018

bessie :)

the bessest bessie of all the bessies.

omg hey bessie :) how r u.

by teufel_17 April 18, 2021

Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl

"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"

by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020

bessie fox

Known as a fat bitch that doesn't make your crumpet and will leave it up to you to make it.

She likes to make fun of you when you're deep down in pain.
Bessie Fox doesn't care for her family or her pets.

"wait, is that Bessie Fox?"
"Yes, stay out of her way or her fat man boobs might bowl you over!"

by nexymuthamuka July 8, 2019

ELLI BESSI

A man which, does not fear to fight a bear if a bear has the courage to fight him. Someone who will perform the glute spread at every occasion. A man which has the biggest pumps and loves to ejaculate

He is ELLI BESSI.

by Prumpifrændi November 24, 2021

Bessi

Bessi is a muscle monster and no one wants to fuck with him. He has the biggest dick in the world and is rather stoopid. This is Bessi.

Bessi

by Bessi_beast33 April 18, 2019