Bentley Little

An awesome horror fiction writer! Bentley Little was born in Arizona after his mother watched the premiere of Psycho. He is a Bram Stoker Award winner, who can count Stepen King and Dean Koontz as fans.

"A master of the macabre"--Stephen King

"Rock-'em, shock-'em contempory terror fiction" --Dean Koontz

Bentley Little takes on ordinary subjects and exploites and exaggerates their possiblities for nefarious activities. In The Store he looks behind the scenes of a Wal-mart-like mega store and the terrible effects it has on a small town. In The Policy, he looks a the very real scenario of insurance companies controlling and ruining lives. Most of Bentley Little's books are scary because they seem like they actually could happen.

by Charles_U_Farley July 17, 2009

Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

dead bent

To be very intoxicated .Mosty referring to alcohol intoxication but could be other drugs in the mix.

Man last night I was dead bent off that Hen.

by Meraleas December 7, 2006

Bentaminge

An expression used to mock someone named Benjamin by by combining thier name with the word minge. Can be used as a useful insult.

"Bentaminge, you freak, get down from that damn tree and stop crying"

by niblet August 8, 2004

bentensteiven

This word is simply a substitute for smoking weed, to burn or to sesh. The word bent is pritty self explanitory and the steiven was added for smokers to use it as a code name, so pople do not know what your tlaking about, when used in public.

"Lets go betensteiven"
"Dude the bentensteiven last night was awosome!"

by Fransweasy November 26, 2005

Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

bentist

bent means gay, so bentist (like dentist hahaha) means a gay person

Woah did you see that lesbian couple? Such bentists!

by lukeypookey072 January 8, 2018