Bernie

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.

Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!

by lovelive04 February 5, 2010

berni

sexy girl with a bubble butt

wow look at that berni

by lunarUWU November 18, 2019

Bernie

Bernie: after having sex you pull ur cock out and poop an orange die on her face..

gonna give the missus tonite the bernie special..

by AGENTTTTTTTTTTTORANGEEEEEEEEEE May 3, 2010

Bernie

He is the most amazing guy you could ever meet. He is very funny, caring,kind sweet. Everyone wants a bernie in their life because if you do, your a lucky person.

Person 1 - 'her Fiancees name is Bernie'
Person 2- 'man...i wish i had a Bernie'

by I love bernie April 22, 2017

BERNIE

The most honest, hot, and incredible man. He is in the first Incredibles. He always has a camera, and hates dash because he out thumb tacks on his stool. Whenever near this man, never have thumb tacks. Or he will be mad and call you a rat. But still one hell of a guy.

Dash: I never put thumb tacks on your stool.
Bernie: Yes you did!

by DONT BERNIE ME July 24, 2018

bernied

taking 2 shots of whiskey and 3 beers gets you fucked up.

dude i got fucking bernied last night

by Dr3adGazebo January 25, 2019

Bernie

Bernie is the name of our Messiah and means "redeemer of Life" in the Language of God.

today is Bernie used for something great or awesome in the popculture

Hey , you are so Bernie, wanna go out with me?
Jea sure , would be Bernie

by Church of Bernie November 23, 2021