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Bernie

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.
Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!
by lovelive04 February 5, 2010
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Bernie: after having sex you pull ur cock out and poop an orange die on her face..
gonna give the missus tonite the bernie special..
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He is the most amazing guy you could ever meet. He is very funny, caring,kind sweet. Everyone wants a bernie in their life because if you do, your a lucky person.
Person 1 - 'her Fiancees name is Bernie'
Person 2- 'man...i wish i had a Bernie'
by I love bernie April 22, 2017
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The most honest, hot, and incredible man. He is in the first Incredibles. He always has a camera, and hates dash because he out thumb tacks on his stool. Whenever near this man, never have thumb tacks. Or he will be mad and call you a rat. But still one hell of a guy.
Dash: I never put thumb tacks on your stool.
Bernie: Yes you did!
by DONT BERNIE ME July 24, 2018
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taking 2 shots of whiskey and 3 beers gets you fucked up.
dude i got fucking bernied last night
by Dr3adGazebo January 25, 2019
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Bernied - verb - Bur-NYED -When the Democratic National Committee colludes with the candidate they want and exploit every trick in the book, such as giving said candidate the town hall answers early. Anything to get their candidate nominated, even if the general public hates that candidate and said candidate is plagued with scandal after scandal including an open FBI investigation the week before election day.
Guy 1: "Beto is running as Democrat in 2020! He's going to get Bernied!"
Guy2: "Yeah, The Super Delegates are just going to pick the DNC nominee anyway."
Guy1: "The DNC Primary is rigged. Beto was such a good candidate too!"
by JohnSmith1495 February 11, 2019
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