benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

benito

when you switch sides

"aw man screw this we're losing" *switches to RED team*
"well don you just benito your way out"

by lauchfromdarkages June 25, 2022

benito

a person that is mexican goes to colfax mingo looks like a school shooter

Person 1:is't that a school shooter Benito?
Person 2: nah he sits at home sniffing lines of coke

by THOT-OLOGYST April 17, 2019

Benito

dron benito brrrrr

that guy is so Benito

by drbrrrrrrrr November 20, 2021

Benito zappia

A person best known for breaking up relationships through manipulation and narcissistic tactics. Very two faced character who likes to prey on relationship weaknesses and uses very sneaky and sly tactics to become the person they need

He's just pulled a benito zappia on you bro and u didn't see it

benito zappia did it again and now she's goneb

by Benny zap January 13, 2024

Benito

Benito is secretly trying to kill you Jill, get away while you still can.

Jeremy: Benito is totally going to kill Jillian at 3:37pm on November 24th, 2021.

by Madara_金木研 November 24, 2021

BENITO

Benito;
verb

past tense: Benitoed

When you’ve been screwed over, dumped on extra work or made miserable by a fellow resident from your service or a different service

INFORMAL
in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

Similar: ruined broken taken advantage off

person 1: "The dude told the ER to call back at 5 o'clock... then transferred the pager. The ER called me at 5:01 for a new neck mass consult."

person 2: "Dude, you got Benitoed."

by otorhea June 16, 2022