bender

a bender is a really bad hockey player. their skates bend in at the ankles, their knees bend in, and their back is bent over and they are leaning on their stick because they have no control over what they are doing and they can't skate.

-in a men's league where nobody can skate and they are all bad
-look at all of those benders, they are so bad.
-you can also have benderitis, very hard to get rid of.

by Alex Digirolamo December 15, 2008

bender

A homosexual male. Literally someone who bends over and takes it in the ass.

If you put a rainbow sticker on your car, people might think you are a bender.

by Osro August 25, 2005

Bender

A robot that is from the year 3010, and is smart/stupid and his most famous is either "Bite my shiny metal ass" and "Yup, we're boned."

Fry: *large gasp* Who r u?!
bender: Yur mama

by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020

Bendering

Adjective: The act of being on a bender.

My nieghbor and I are going to be bendering this weekend, want to join us?

by bjobe26 August 12, 2008

bender

UK: Slang for homosexual. See also 'bummer'

"get off me, you bender"

by Mr Laurel July 18, 2008

bender

A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle

Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.

by hankg January 5, 2008

bender

one who bends ankles during the 2 laps

pitts is such a bender

by I GOT WORMS™ January 16, 2008