bender

to mess up, or crap oneself

oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender

by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006

bender

someone who can't dangle in hockey. Someone who is slow and has no stick skills..

Kevin Bartlett is a bender and so is max belforti. On the other hand brad is a dangler...

by bartles October 16, 2008

bender

Penis, male reproductive organ.

Suck my bender or I'll cut your tits off.

by Arthur Dent February 15, 2005

bender

Getting together with friends to play any video game for an extended amount of time, at least 8 hours. Usually involves many smoke breaks and at least one pre-made Nestle toll-house cookie roll.

Ted and Thai are getting together for a bender on Tuesday. Thai's picking up Doom 3 at midnight and Ted is bring the cookies.

by Jacob Aalfs May 12, 2005

bender

A bender is someone who sucks at hockey and bends their ankles when they skate.

Joe got called a bender by his friend. He had no idea what that meant, so therefore hes a bender.

by Mike Hunt420 January 17, 2012

bender

A "bender" would be the definition of someone in jail. Once they go in, they don't come out with gettin' it up tha ass by another homo in there at least once.

mmm yummmmay! I WANT TO BE A BENDER! ;):P:D

by bcbabe67 April 17, 2006

Bender

Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too shitfaced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.

We decided to go on a bender.

by Ghostboii October 27, 2019