Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005

balderdash

A heap of utter crap

You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament

by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003

spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Friender bender

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.

"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012

Bender's Top 10

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

If you say the A-word, you'll blwo up this planet straight to the H-word!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Benderfactor

An individual who graciously gives and provides anal sex to those who are in need of a back door pounding and those that are simply willing to bend over and receive.

John was in need of a good ass pounding after work so he called Carl, his most gracious Benderfactor.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

smoking bolders

BIg pieces of crack rocks

I was smoking bolders with a couple slutbags the otherday

by GUERO the beast July 9, 2010