bejoty

The act of molestation by Steve Urkel. Not Jaleel White, but Steve Urkel. If the molesting is by another person but uses a quote from Steve Urkel as in "Did I do that?" that is a form of bejoty also.

After Sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts.

by Artie Milano :| November 3, 2006

Berto

A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."

by justimagine...justsittingthere May 6, 2019

Beatoned

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!

by R .D June 25, 2008

Bejookled

To impale or be impaled with a blunt object with little or no force

While Billy was walking down the street, he hit his knee and fell forward onto his baseball bat and was then BEJOOKLED

by Broken Saint January 9, 2006

beatoffable

when you find something attractive to beat off too

Hey, that sexy lady in that magazine is pretty beatoffable.

by Mountain Slayre April 28, 2020

bentong

A certain Filipino dude with a ginormous nose that apparently doesn’t know how to use a damn condom since his lady is knocked up again, He doesn’t seem to love his favorite brother in-law enough (the Mexican one) enough.

“Look at that fool over there with the big nose and all those kids he sure looks miserable his name must be Bentong”

by El mechón September 11, 2020

Bentou

The most bougie girl on earth. If she's your friend you just straight up lucky because she's gonna have your back for life. Bentou's usually has a natural glow and has a lot of friends that adore her. She's not talkative at first, but once she gets comfortable she a whole other breed. Get yourself a Bentou, it's worth it.

"Who's that crazy girl ova there?"
"It's my girl Bentou!"

by lets gooo April 13, 2021