to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

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Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

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Bemp

Viola an Italian immigrant in Ireland

That’s Viola she’s a little bemp

by Bolanegss February 18, 2022

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BBIMP

Black, Brown, Indigenous, & Melanated People.

Pronounced as 'bimp' like 'blimp' or 'bee-bimp' like 'bibimbap.'

Coined by Louiza “Weeze” Doran on Oct. 25, 2020.

I use BBIMP because language matters and decentering whiteness matters.

I went to a Black-owned grocery store, a farmer's market that celebrated Indigenous artists, and a pool party for queer BBIMP.

Where should we get comic books for our neurodivergent and disabled BBIMP club?

by ijaiofjiahfd September 27, 2022

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