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behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.
Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...
by King Behzad May 4, 2006
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behrad

A young turkish man who enjoys cruising in his BMW and driving on the opposite side of the road. He is alluded to believe poeple like him, however this is far from true. They simply use him to get into his Prom After Parties (which are good if you avoid seeing him all night).
My name is Behrad and I'm a waste!
by DP April 23, 2005
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beheading

A grammatically incorrect, ghetto-speak method of referring to a place where one is going currently.
Tyrone said, to his fellow thug homeboys, "I beheading to the projects, yo!"
by Deranged Sanity September 6, 2014
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Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"
by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009
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Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.
"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"
by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008
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bedhead

when you are awoken by your significant other perform fallatio.
Nothing says "Good Morning, Rise and Shine" like a lil' bedhead!
by Filthy Rich July 3, 2002
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Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?
Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"
by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
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