befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

befuddle

To confuse with brouhaha. more fun to say than to write a 3 page essay on.

I befuddled the freshmen with talk of physics and pre-calc.

by Bernzy February 9, 2005

befuddlecated

to be confused, disoriented, or fubar'd.

He is all befuddlecated right now.

by bdoc bmizzy jtree April 28, 2007

Bewiddled

To fiddle with someone in church whilst the priest says grace

“Jeez, you bewiddled her in in front of the priest, you balling”

by Something weird January 22, 2019

befuddle

In addition to its use as a verb with the meaning
"to confuse", "baffle", "bewilder", and so on,
befuddle is also a collective noun.

In that use, it is a term of venery (a word for groups of animals), relating to therapists (regardless of system).

A befuddle of therapists usually contains 8 to 42 specimens, of similar (homogeneous befuddle) or differing (wild befuddle) schools. The latter tend to be unstable, but so do some of the individuals.

There is a befuddle of Freudians at the bar. We should avoid that area at all cost.
Listening to a befuddle of existential psychotherapists can drive the sanest man crazy.

by Kai_F August 15, 2010

Befuckled

The overall emotional state of trying to understand a woman

Jason was befuckled at Christine's behavior.

by Dumbfuckled January 27, 2012

Befuddle

To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.

by myster twister November 29, 2009