by Blue beets September 22, 2017
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My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
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Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
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Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?
His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008
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by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019
Get the Beefus mug.When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
Get the plow the beets mug.Beatrice Ann Quimby, the sister of Ramona from the popular children's book series by Beverly Cleary. Beezus got her nickname from her little sister Ramona who could properly pronounce Beatrice. She is often jealous of Ramona because Ramona's art is put on the fridge. Beezus can me stubborn and spends a lot of time looking at herself in the mirror.
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