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blew beets

by Blue beets September 22, 2017
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Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
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Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!
by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
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the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.
Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008
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Beefus

A hipster DJ with a beard, glasses and a jew-fro
That beefus is ruining radio
by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019
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plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
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Beezus

Beatrice Ann Quimby, the sister of Ramona from the popular children's book series by Beverly Cleary. Beezus got her nickname from her little sister Ramona who could properly pronounce Beatrice. She is often jealous of Ramona because Ramona's art is put on the fridge. Beezus can me stubborn and spends a lot of time looking at herself in the mirror.
"I love it! Thanks Beezus!"
"Who could ever love someone named Beezus?"
by Princess Pearl 91 August 23, 2011
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