big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

Beefer

A nickname for a beef hotdog, and is generally considered reliable but ordinary. Beefers are generally overshadowed by the cheeser.

Friend1: Hey bro, pass a dog over to me

Friend2: Beefer or cheeser?
Friend1: I ain't fuck wit no Beefer gimme dat cheeser!
Friend2: Shii aight I'm vibin wit you

by Dr._salaharie January 22, 2020

BEEFER

An absolute Unit with a cock the size of your forearm who has way more fortnite wins than you

synonym: Chad, alpha, real one
antonym: fagass whore

That goddamn BEEFER just stole my girl, now the only thing I can do is kill myself!

by BRAINDEADpENGUIN May 10, 2020

Internet beefer

Olivia

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there

by Internet beefer June 18, 2020

Beefers queefers

Ompa lumpa baby gremlin man baby named Brandt that is also very short

You're so beefers queefers

by Leilani Smith July 7, 2022

Beefer

A day or activity that was long and/or extremely busy.

Work today was an absolute beefer.

by Empress Shadow The Fluffy May 12, 2022

Beefer

A bandwagoner who's perspective is easily fed by common media, building more 'beef' into an opinion, even if it is highly uneducated. In other words, somebody who literally does not know what they're talking about.

"Screw you, beefer! You don't even know what you're talking about."

by Quiblym January 19, 2022