Beefers

People with bovine prototypical properties.

Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?

by the Beefer August 25, 2009

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025

beefer

someone who will start arguments with anyone

bro tucker is such a beefer

I kno-
FUCK YOU FIGHT ME BITCH
goddamn dude stfu beefer

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

Beefer

A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.

“I’m on the Beefer tonight “
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”

by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020

BEEFERS

A beefer is someone who gets joy out of pulling peoples hairs directly off their scalp. Its considered to be a form of torture even though some people find it very pleasurable. The word "beefers" was created by a parxie named adel.

WATCH OUT!!! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BEEFERS OH SHIT THEYRE ON THE HUNT NOOO

by LETTUCEY May 24, 2021