Bed Bug

Someone that does not get the hint that it is time to leave your bed.

I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.

by commanderfilms December 15, 2011

Bedbump

(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression

"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!

by All-Natural January 11, 2014

bedbugs

drugs. Illegal ones.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

Bed bug slug

The cum that leaks out onto the bed after giving a girl a cream pie.

Awww shit! That's your side! I'm not sleeping on bed bug slugs!

by secretLOVER July 26, 2012

bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

Check your bedbugs

The cool way to say goodnight.

„gn baby gorl, sleep well“
„Check your bedbugs“

by ClancyP January 24, 2026