beasties

When you laugh, and you can't do anything.

"Oh man, I got the beasties and peed myself because my dick muscles couldn't keep in my urine, it WAS that funny!"

by ted bedell January 3, 2004

beasties

Milwaukee's Best Ice beer. The cheapest beer you can get. Usually 12-13 dollars a 30 pack.

beasties is the best way to get drunk for cheap.

by fire_is_cool June 29, 2008

blastoisements

a ridiculous, not even funny diss.

friend 1: oh yeah well your mom is worse at call of duty then you are!
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.

by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Blastoise

when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.

Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!

by ash ketchum, pokemon master!!! March 4, 2010

Blastoising

After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”

Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”

by Rocket82 April 7, 2019

Blastoise

A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.

Me- Are you a blastoise Johnny?
Johnny- No i don't even have a dick you cunt.
Cortney- I am.

by obama's dick hole black & tiny December 2, 2010

Beastious

something that is better than being beast , if something is beast it is awesome eg that was a beast game of hide and seek so if something is beastious it was the best thing ever

"Man that jump was beastious it was so big" - if used in context that involves a big jump :L but can be used for anything amazing

by Seph the Ninja September 25, 2011