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Fatty beardy fat fat

The large smelly obnoxious man with a poorly groomed beard.
The character that Robert de Niro played in Jackie Brown was a real fatty beardy fat fat
by Stuhl Babe March 23, 2004
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weirdy beardy

the kind of beard/mustache that Dr. S. wears @ 8am in the Art Building behind Shriver. Commonly includes random outbursts of strange phrases describing prehistoric or middle age artworks.
This guy has a very prominent mustache; a mustachio if you will...he is a weirdy beardy!
by Jeffie Hunurgess March 28, 2009
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Harley beardy

Sammy bowlers long term lover
'I love sammy' - said harley beardy
by Unchartedreaver564 November 24, 2021
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chinny beardy

to give a chinny beary is to rub your jaggy stuble on someone, this is very itchy and feels similar to a light carpet burn, usualy this is done by a father to torment ina playful manner his child.
"ki meer you ya wee cunt, you gettina chinny beardy"
"dad if you gee me a chinny beardy al smah ye"
by Rossfxc August 6, 2007
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Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.
Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.
by haxen January 11, 2009
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Beard (Beardy/ Beardo)

A slightly disillusioned male prone to suffering from extreme emotions. Likely to become utterly infatuated with members of the opposite sex, only to perform a complete reversal of feelings in the blink of an eye and hurl verbal abuse at them.

100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)

Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick

Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises

Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.

If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
“”Where’s that dam Beardo, I bet he’s having a second curry!””

“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend
by Cutco July 6, 2010
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beady rat eyes

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.
1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019
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