Beanie

a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.

Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-

by Seeeeese October 9, 2018

beanie

Another name for an ecstacy tablet.

Dealer "hey you wants some e?"

Guy "nah, i've got my own beanie's"

by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

beanie

A sock-like hat that stoners wear every fucking day.

That stoner girl wears a beanie every day and she is super cute.

by ToasterStroodles June 2, 2016

beanie

when a girl is soft, sweet, snuggly and cute like a beanie baby

"i miss snuggling with my beanie"

by beanie1976 January 21, 2009

Beanis

The mexican jumping bean that goes freestyle.
one who can't get a date.

There goes the beanis again.
Oh damn he crashed!

Who spilled the beans?

by IhoeSki January 28, 2011