Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

Beard Shaming

Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.

Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.

by 2Chinz November 18, 2014

Weekend beard

Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.

"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"

by ws14062 October 25, 2009

Stress Beard

The beard that guys grow during midterms or finals period when they're too busy or too stressed to shave.

Finals period is over! I can finally shave my stress beard!

by Finals free December 15, 2010

Kevin Baird

The bassist and background vocalist for Irish indie band Two Door Cinema Club. He is known for his trademark hipster glasses and muzzy beard. He is also the sexiest member of the trio.

Damn, Kevin Baird is the sexiest man alive.

by erinvanwyn223 January 1, 2012

Playoff Beard

The hairy result of a superstition turned tradition in the National Hockey League (NHL) by which players of a given team refuse to shave their beards upon making it to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In recent years, this tradition has extended from players to fans, making an unkempt beard during playoff season acceptably insofar as one's team of choice is still working toward Lord Stanley's Cup. The beard can only be shaven off under two conditions: (1) The team of choice has won Lord Stanley's Cup and hoist it high as the National Champions; (2) The team of choice has lost the playoffs and must shave themselves to begin preparing for next season.

Mark: Whoa, that's some unruly facial hair you've got going there.

Ian: Yep! The Red Wings made it to the Finals. You know I can't shave my playoff beard until they win...

Mark: Too true.

by punx6901 May 13, 2009

Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

by anonymous August 28, 2021