bead meat 

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

bead meat by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

bead pigeon 

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

bead pigeon by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018

bead corn 

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

bead corn by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Beadie Bead 

The little knapps that grow down someone's neck when they are in need of a haircut, edge-up or line.

Martin told Pam, "You need to shave them buckshots, beadie bead! Them beadie beads is out of control girl!"

Beadie Bead by RolandIB October 10, 2008

Piss-bead 

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.

" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"

Piss-bead by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013

glass bead game 

An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.

A waste of one's time.

Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower

The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.

The study of astrology is a glass bead game.

Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.

Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.

glass bead game by Shawlatan September 1, 2014