bejesused

person that turns to churchly devotion after traumatic accident.

John got bejusused after that shotgun incident.

by Sikboi November 2, 2004

Don't Be Jesus

A phrase, mostly used by friends and concerned lovers, to express a feeling of unease over one's current path of action, on the intuition that this path may lead to a violent end, sometimes but not exclusively by crucificationism.

Also can refer to acute messianic megalomania

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally gonna go piss off those Roman soldiers by pretending to be the Messiah!
Guy 2: Don't be Jesus, man.

Guy 3: I CAN HEAL THE BLIND!!!1!
Guy 4: Whoa whoa, don't be Jesus now.

by Tepea March 15, 2011

Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)

ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us

by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"

Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!

by The Hahn's Clock... August 2, 2008

be-jesus

be-jesus is similar to someones wits or crap(not in the literal sense)

50 (fiddy) scared da be-jesus out of Ja as he held da gun 2 his head

by Gem,n Ash, N Sam January 8, 2005

Beesus

Beesus is the son of a bee related deity. Beesus is the lord and savior of all bees existing.

"ALL HAIL BEESUS"

by Wonderace1 September 3, 2016

Bejebus

A muse/radiohead esque band who sent me a free e.p. in the post.

I'm going to listen to some Bejebus.

by Jimboblious December 15, 2008