Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

Strawberry Blonde

The mix between red hair and blonde hair. As this hair color is relatively uncommon, some people will call their hair blonde and some will call it red/ginger. It's appropriate name, however, is strawberry blonde. It looks like light red hair.

Dave Mustaine, frontman of the Thrash Metal.band Megadeth, has strawberry blonde hair.

by Rattlehead96 July 13, 2012

blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

bonderøv

Danish argot for someone who comes from the country; a hick; a country bumpkin

1. (Danish usage) Han er en meget fjollet bonderøv.

2. (English usage) Look at that bonderøv over there.

by Jens December 4, 2004

lebanese blonde

High quality hashish. The best comes from Turkey. First exported in early 1970s.

So, you got some of that lebanese blonde?

by Z-dawg October 20, 2004

blonde

A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.

As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.

by Becca January 7, 2005