Bagel Effect

Also known as the butterfly effect, the bagel effect is, the idea that small things can have non-linear impacts on a complex system. (Specifically related to things like time itself and the multiverse) Received popularity from Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse, and a bagel also represents everything in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

When the spot got hit with a bagel it was a bagel effect 😳

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

New York Bagel

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.

Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."

by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

Bagel Girl

A girl with a glamour body and a baby face.

Look Susie is a bagel girl!

by bagelmama August 4, 2011

megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.

boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.

by jmeight August 30, 2010

Babelfish

(1) This fish insterted into the ear to obtain multi-lingual powers in the highly acclaimed book "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"
(2) Undoubtably the best automatic language studies homework machine ever invented

That assignment will only take me 5 minutes, i'll just babelfish it!

by NewName October 22, 2003

Plain Bagel

Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.

Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.

by BlackieDC January 29, 2009

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.

Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!

by Bae23 March 5, 2015