Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

by Zipster May 16, 2005

Bauerism

A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.

Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!

by KOOmarr January 28, 2007

Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009

Jack Bauer

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V

There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer

by cass leigh December 21, 2006

bauer'd

To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.

Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?

by BigCow March 24, 2004

jack bauer

v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time

I Jack Bauered that project last week.

by davidoc May 9, 2005