a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010
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by MaddiW. March 30, 2009
Get the Master Bates mug.Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!
You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!
by awesome1234bates March 2, 2010
Get the Bates College mug.The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.
by James Lowe December 7, 2004
Get the Gill Bates mug.Babestation is a British soft porn TV programme. It allows viewers to communicate live with female presenters (often unattractive) via a premium-rate telephone number or text messaging. It is broadcast daily and has had a dedicated channel on Sky.
John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?
Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.
John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!
Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.
John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!
by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011
Get the Babestation mug.The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:
Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely
Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely
Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.
by Methodology1 January 27, 2010
Get the Bates Method mug.Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.
by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011
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