Double Barreled Hangover

A hangover of epic proportions resulting in vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time.

I drank so much last night I had a double barreled hangover this morning.

by xGeevesx March 8, 2011

barreled

When you need to get laid and the only option is a fat chick.

I heard you got barreled last night by cindy, is this true?

by Jimmy Hat August 24, 2003

Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

by Torbert October 15, 2020

Barracked

To swat a fly using only your hand and your Obama like reflexes.

Mel: Argh this fly is really yanking my chain
Tom: Zooms in with telescopic vision and *whack*
Mel: Wow you barracked it

by Xantrix June 25, 2009

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.

Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021