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barnyard bitch

Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.
"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."
by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008
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Devendra Banhart

Devendra Banhart is a musician/artist involved in the freak-folk scene. His music is considered by many people in the indie community to be the most original sound to come along in a while. His vocal range is extradordinarily diverse and he utilizes it as an instrument moreso than his guitar at times. Although initially difficult to understand his sound, once you listen to an album, you're hooked. Amazing sound and seemingly an amazing person as well.
indiekid: oh man you have to hear devendra banhart, he is so awesome.
normalkid: wow, this is pretty good.
by nomoneymehl August 19, 2006
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Barnard College

Barnard College of Columbia University in the City of New York is the gayest school you'll ever go to. If you aren't gay when you arrive, you'll be at least a little gay by the time you leave. Barnard women are well educated, polished, confident, and badass and they WILL fight you if you aren't a feminist. Barnard girls come in all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors, sexualities and backgrounds, and from all corners of the world. They are compassionate, brave, and engaged, and the small community Barnard has to offer forges a true sisterhood between all Barnard students. Barnard students attend Columbia classes, eat in Columbia dining halls, live in Columbia dorms, and graduate with Columbia University diplomas. So yes, they do go to Columbia University.
If you're looking for bold, beautiful women, look no further than Barnard College in New York City!
by thatbarnardbitch March 3, 2019
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earnhardting

Doing a girl from behind and yell earnhardt and push her into a wall.
I plan on earnhardting Shelly tonight.
by earnhardtluver March 23, 2011
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barnard

contrary to popular opinion, the gayest of the seven sisters consortium-- many budding lesbians and women queers to be found
"oh, barnard? that's the gay columbia"
by lesbicaana March 8, 2018
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barnyard sodomy

The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.
The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.
by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 13, 2004
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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 27, 2009
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