Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021

barklenobbin

a name for a whole worn out in a sock , originates from the University at albany

Guy A: Hey andrew you got your lucky barklenobbins on
Guy B: What is that
Guy A: Its a whole in your sock

by jay rad mack daddy December 18, 2009

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 20, 2010

Charles Barkley

a person who is a cock block or denies a friend from hooking up with a girl. The term Charles Barkley comes from the fact that the NBA player is huge and blocks almost anything in his way. Also he was ignorant and did respect people on the court.

My friend denied me from getting with a girl, he was being a Charles Barkley.

by Gary Scott May 1, 2006

Barkley

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

by flavola November 8, 2010

Barkley

Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. Always, very bubbly and hyper. She is an awesomely amazing friend who you can tell anything to. She's also not the typical whiny flute player. Her nickname is Barkie. she has a wonderful personality that can always brighten your day if you are feeling down in the dumps. Crazy nutterbutter who likes to ride quads. Her alter egos are Barkie the defensive doggie and Amana the Piranha. Loves the color orange. and to quote her, loved by all, especially the author of this definition.

"Why are you so happy?"
"Oh no reason, except for the fact that I just got done talking to that Barkley girl, the sweetest person on earth!" :D

by Spinnnnie July 26, 2010

Bardledoo

A group of brothers who are assholes to everyone and anyone not in the B. We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Pattie: Hey dude, if it wasn't for Bardledoo my life would be a wreck!

Chucky: I guess that's why my life is a wreck!

by Misjavis Rayne November 7, 2011