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Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.
This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!
by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018
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flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
by Coady March 12, 2007
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Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.
by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
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Pocket Bartender

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
by DubDiesel January 29, 2009
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brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.
Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.
by money719 June 27, 2010
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bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009
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Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019
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