Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

banker-loser

Meaning someone (i.e. a banker) with a really normal life, usually boring.

"How was the guy you went out last night with?"
"He was totally boring, a banker-loser kind of guy."

by Powerayj January 6, 2010

Jim the banker

Character used by Bonack to close bogues on a car deal. Bonack "calls" Jim when he has run into a brick wall and both the cookie jar and ladder of credit have failed him.

Bonack:Hey Jim the banker , thisssss Bonack. You still owe me a favor right?
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.

by crippus1 April 4, 2009

City banker

A londoner's synonym for the word wanker.

This way that person won't know that you are actually insulting him/her.

Mark: "Yo mate, have you seen that city banker hitting on that blonde by the bar?"
Steve: "Yeah... she is way out of his league, loser!"

by negrojuan19 April 28, 2013

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008

Banker's Dozen

The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.

by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010

banker's club

#1 alcoholic beverage in highschool. Obtained in water bottles.

oj jake balls: dude can i get a water bottle of banker's club before i go surfing im tryin to fit in...

2o minutes later... passed out

by ojmichaelballs December 7, 2011