Bangkok Rust

When you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her mother across the face with the shit off you dick.

As her mom walked in, I gave her a taste of the bangkok rust.

by Bow Brown January 14, 2009

Bangkok Beefchug

The act of placing your head in the toilet bowl while a girl is taking a dump. Usually occurs after consuming Thai food.

"Dude, I did the Bangkok Beefchug with Jacqueline and Kate last night. It was EPIC"

by Kate and Jacqueline May 1, 2008

bangkok betty

A female asian who looks a likely sort. More than likely shoots objects from her cunt and is more than likely to be 40+

That bangkok betty sure loves a good ramming

by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003

Bangkok Screamer

An LBFM who is particularly vocal especially when you are engaged in a little backdoor action.

I had a Bangkok screamer last night who was so loud the bloke three doors down in the hotel was complaining.

by Grayman99 March 29, 2007

bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.

Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!

by Jordo951 September 23, 2017

Bangkok fever

Uninhibited alcohol consumption often resulting in pregnancy and/or VD. Known to be contracted in/around Khao San Road after numerous Changs and/or buckets of Samsung, Coke, and Redbull. Symptoms of Bangkok Fever are memory loss, multiple bruises, and shame.

"Damn, I just went to the doctor after my trip to Bangkok and realized I've got a bad case of the herp. It must be a result of my Bangkok fever which forced me to mingle with all those transexual Thai prostitutes."

by Bangin'inBangkok May 2, 2012

Bangkok Haircut

When a lover becomes enraged and cuts off the male’s penis.

Jesus, Debra found out he was cheating and gave him a Bangkok haircut! They had to keep it on ice until they could sew it back on.

by Rubrus November 9, 2018