bangkok betty 

a woman who outputs an extraordinary amount to random men, or women, for low sums of cash.

I banged that bangkok betty all night and it only cost me a dollar.

bangkok betty by 1234567z March 23, 2009

Bangkok Dangerous 

Having unprotected sex with an Asian partner.

I went Bangkok Dangerous last night with Ling Ling after we left the party.

Bangkok Dangerous by maluttr August 2, 2010

Bangkok Spring Breeze

Analingus followed by a pleasant whiff of flatulence. Often, a disappointing false alarm for a Cleveland steamer.

My uncle often plays a Bangkok Spring Breeze as a prank on me. Uncle is so playful!

Bangkok Spring Breeze by breezer August 21, 2006

Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

Bangkok Expressway by BnC baconator August 5, 2010

Bangkok Rust 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her mother across the face with the shit off you dick.

As her mom walked in, I gave her a taste of the bangkok rust.

Bangkok Rust by Bow Brown January 14, 2009

Bangkok Bug-Spray 

A man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then stimulates her nipples so that they begin to lactate. After the lactation begins, he then walks her around "pumping" her (like a can of bug spray) while squirting her breast milk around the room (like bug spray).

"Dude, what are all these weird stains on everything?"

"Oh, sorry about that, me and Allisen were doing the Bangkok Bug-Spray and got breast milk on everything. It won't come out"

Bangkok Bug-Spray by theylo fejon August 15, 2008

Bangkok Beefchug 

The act of placing your head in the toilet bowl while a girl is taking a dump. Usually occurs after consuming Thai food.

"Dude, I did the Bangkok Beefchug with Jacqueline and Kate last night. It was EPIC"

Bangkok Beefchug by Kate and Jacqueline May 1, 2008