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fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.
Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.
by pointagrigio April 2, 2009
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farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."
by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017
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Baltah

(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment. Also spelled balter or balta
let's get high and go for a baltah
by gcent July 23, 2014
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Ballagami

The artful manipulation of ones scrotum sack into recognizable shapes.
To be a real ballagami master, you should be able to confidently make your nut sack resemble a throbbing chicken heart. Or at the very least a set of veiny bat wings.
by MrCrowdControl October 11, 2018
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Baltasar

the Great, Wielder of the Long Staff, Bearer of the Rod of Giving, the Hidden Wizard, Master of the Nether Regions

Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
"I had a great time with Baltasar last night"
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
by MrUtcg3LMn_TBrLb December 8, 2021
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Bartagwe

When someone is in your dog named Bart's way.
"Get out of Bartagwe"
"Someone was in Bartagwe today"
by jaydog3104 May 25, 2019
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Beltage

To have sex with. Engage in intercourse. Make sweet love.
My balls are blue from the lack of beltage.

Fergal gave me good beltage last night.
by Beltage April 19, 2019
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