by Paradoxxx69 July 13, 2016
Get the Ball You Upmug. A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
Get the Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipemug. Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Get the Wake Up Ballmug. When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.
May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?
Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
by Manmess November 23, 2013
Get the push-up ballsmug. when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.
Jason: These two idiots on the farm are really starting to get to me with their negative comments.
Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!
Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!
Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!
Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!
by woodzieworldtour2011 April 13, 2011
Get the chin up balls outmug. “Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.
Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
by maximi September 14, 2024
Get the Ball up topmug. Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.
by phuo June 16, 2023
Get the mixing my balls upmug.