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Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.
"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"
by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013
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Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
by party on April 3, 2015
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The Dirty Balloonist

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.
by Red Rocket Express June 8, 2013
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Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023
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Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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ballooned

The act of being extremely blazed off a volcano vaporizer
"Peavey got completely ballooned in Dougie's room last night.
by Nelson Carson November 3, 2007
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balloonophile

one who molests balloons.
dude, stop being a balloonophile!
by stephahoee July 6, 2008
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