Caden Ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: do you know that Caden Ballinger?

person two: yes who doesn’t, but I wouldn’t mess when them he’s a bad ass. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

The Ballinger Effect

When one learns of another person or thing only after finding out that person or thing was involved with something bad, or some faced consequences for wrongdoing.

“I didn’t know who Colleen Ballinger was until I saw her in the news because she did some crappy things.”

“I didn’t know who Logan Paul was until I heard he made a video making fun of a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest. Total Ballinger- Effect.”

“You didn’t know who that was until they got in trouble. That’s The Ballinger Effect for you.”

by Kitty V July 8, 2023

balltickler

(noun/verb).
-a tease

-Maaannn,nikki wants me..but shes got a boyfriend..
- What a balltickler!

by kerestin April 22, 2008

The Ballinger special

an act where you melt marshmallows and put them all over your dick and then dip your dick into nutella and insert it into the anus

I just did the ballinger special with Sophia.

by BigStar444 March 18, 2021

Colleen Ballinger

Social Media Influencer mostly known by the name ‘Miranda Sings’ , Her phenomenon. She was formerly known as Colleen Evans, married to Joshua Evans (JoshuaDTV or JoshuaDTown)
she loves taco bell, christmas, her cats(Daisy Mae & Augustus ‘GusGus’ Gloop.) and her perfect day/night is sitting by the fire and hanging out with her family.

oh my gosh! did you know that Colleen Ballinger plays Miranda Sings? I thought Miranda was a real person

by ballinger fan November 20, 2017

Ballinger

coming from the french name Ballinge' . Ballinger came to america on the mayflower as indentured servants.

my name is joshua ballinger

by j ballnger June 12, 2008

badicker

Your booty, my dick, and some liquor.

Sara loves badicker.

by griz March 25, 2004