Balched

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

ballcuzi

bubbleing milk blowjob

she droped my sack in a warm mug of milk and put a cupple of straws in the mug and gave a blow,it was the best ballcuzi...(also try a hot coccoballcuzi on a cold winter night)

by izod dfm September 28, 2003

Ballcoozie

To place your testicles (Balls) in a cup of water while your female partner proceeds to blow bubbles with a straw.

I think a ballcoozie would take care of that blue feeling you're having, honey.

by DOE-D September 21, 2003

Ballcream

An anti-itch fungal cream for your ballz.

Guy 1: DAMN! My balls are super itchy!
Guy 2: I got some Ballcream if you want some.

by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012

ballahol

The substance found in the blood of a baller.

Jay-Z's ballahol level was registered at .87

by Rebelontherun2 June 16, 2008

ballchamp

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

Ballcalling

The act of yelling BALLSACK! at a passerby out of your car window

Yesterday my friend and I went ballcalling! We ballcalled this old guy and he had no clue what hit him!

by UnlimitedInfinity May 25, 2009