The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

bella balkan

sexiest, amazing woman amazing wallah smile

hey that’s bella balkan she’s sexy as

by marcus lad May 4, 2022

Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours

Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

Balkans

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

by Albizk24 May 28, 2022

Balkanization

Balkanization is the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states, which may be hostile or uncooperative with one another. It is usually caused by differences of ethnicity, culture, and religion and some other factors such as past grievances. The term is pejorative when sponsored or encouraged by a sovereign third party, it has been used as an accusation against such third party nations. Controversially, the term is often used by voices for the status quo to underscore the dangers of acrimonious or runaway secessionism.
Or for others that don't understand, Balkanization is when One country's government / people start to form hatred towards its neighbouring country. For example Macedonia hates Bulgaria, Greece and for the most Albania. Bulgaria hates Macedonia, Greece, Turkey and Serbia. Serbia hates Albania / Kosova, Greece, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Croatia. Everyone hates Slovakia because they insist they are in the Balkans. Greece hates Macedonia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Turkey and Albania. Albania / Kosova hate Macedonia, Serbia, Montenegro, Greece, Bulgaria and Croatia and Bosnia think they are better than everyone so they hate everyone but themselves.

Balkanization
verb
past tense: Balkanized; past participle: Balkanized
divide (a region or body) into smaller mutually hostile states or groups.
"ambitious neighbours would snatch pieces of territory, Balkanizing the country"

by notMaettix February 5, 2022

Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)

She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.

by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021

Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.

Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare

by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024