lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Bailout Bill

The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!

"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"

by Charles Roth January 13, 2009

Ballora

A beautiful woman. She likes singing and dancing. Her eyes are a gorgeous shade of purple. But beware, because she can rip you apart psycologically and physically. She WILL get revenge if you've done something to her. She also HATES ice cream ;)

Ballora is one of the most stunning women I have ever seen in my entire life

by Iry_and_lilly April 30, 2017

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

Love balloons

Condoms

by IronCamel September 1, 2003