bald eagle

to go really fast like with nitro.

dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!

by carnivipony September 28, 2010

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012

Bald Eagle

Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.

Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.

Canon: Hope he's good looking...

Matt: (Punches Canon)

by mosh 54 February 9, 2010

Bald Eagle

A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"

hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.

by sillybilly420 August 14, 2010

bald eagle

Variation of the mullet, usually the result of having a ponytail throughout the 20's-30's and using a rubber band - resulting in being bald on the top whilst having mullet characteristics in the back.

Steve Howe (guitarist) is well on his way to sporting a bald eagle.

by beerfart September 17, 2003

bald eagle

sported by bounanno.

boob is sporting the BALD EAGLE nowadays!

by billy bob February 22, 2003

Bald Eagle

(Adjective) A compliment reserved for rare, amazing, or surprisingly awesome things, people or places.

My new diamond encrusted goblet is bald eagle.

by Brian Beedy March 12, 2009