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banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them
" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"
by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009
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spam banjo

Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.
...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night
by Spam Banjo April 16, 2006
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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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banjo party

a rad hang sesh drinking hazy ipa with some good pallys
Oh dang, yesterday’s Banjo Party has me a bit draggy this morning.
by Banjo Party July 15, 2021
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Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012
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Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
by Nykimeow September 6, 2016
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air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.
Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album
by IorekSholto March 4, 2017
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