Baef

Before. anyone. else. forever. Not just your typical bae( before anyone else), this is the kind of woman you will stick with forever.

Sparkle is my Baef.

by WalterTheSwagMasterTotalBadess November 12, 2014

baeff

A portmanteau of bae and bff, denoting a superlative uberfriendship.

Stephanie is my baeff. She's v kewpie.

by dqtslc February 20, 2015

Beefus

A hipster DJ with a beard, glasses and a jew-fro

That beefus is ruining radio

by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

befugly

Contraction: butt fucking ugly. Someone who is so ugly that you would only have sex with them from behind, or with your back turned to them.

She was beyond ugly. She was befugly.

by calweycn January 3, 2009

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

Vaginus Beefus

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.

captain planet is a douchebag.

by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004

baeflix

When you have gotten to a point in your life with you are in a serious relationship with Netflix

Friend: Wanna hang out tonight?
You: I can't sorry I have a date with baeflix

by Lalala_lalove43 June 6, 2015