hustlin backwards

Busting your ass without making any progress.

"I work two jobs and still can't feed my kids..."

"Word? You're hustlin backwards."

by TheAbsurdist December 17, 2008

Backyard Sprinkler

The act of ejaculating across your partners back while having doggystyle sex.

I was bangin this ho last night from behind and when I nutted I gave her the backyard sprinkler.

by Bonedale Ben January 5, 2008

Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.

Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

by @assonance December 10, 2013

backyard smoker

The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.

At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.

by Duke_fettywap December 23, 2015

backwards recliner

Similar to the "Reclining Chair", but instead gender flipped and backwards (evidently).

In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.

Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.

Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...

by Crunchyeater June 5, 2016

backwards poo masty

Backwards poo masty is when you sit on the toilet backwards pooping and having a hand shandy

what did you do last night? Just went home and had a backwards poo masty

by Neilbmx23 September 28, 2017

Bacardi and Coke

Also known colloquially as a 'Rum and Coke', this is the classic, no-frills, good-old-days drink that remains to this day: a simple mixture of a Bacardi Rum (typically Bacardi Superior) and Coca Cola - nothing else needed. Don't bother with Pepsi; there's not enough 'body' to that soda to make it right. If you're feeling adventurous, a double-shot can replace the single in exchange for a stronger alcoholic taste. And if you live on the edge, use a shot of bacardi 151 instead for the great taste of a Superior-single with the potency of a Superior-double (in fact, most who dare try bacardi 151 will attempt this method over all overs).

No offense to the other definitions, but they couldn't be more incorrect - many a straight man, myself included, order these as their drink of choice; however, the love for such classics isn't restricted by sex, gender, personality, sexual orientation, or anything other than knowing what you want, a desire to enjoy yourself, and actually having good taste.

Bartender: "What'll it be, sir?"
Me: "Just a double-Bacardi and Coke, please."
Bartender: "A classic! You got it."

by Crevaan July 23, 2016