Backstabber

Someone who stabs you in the back.

My mother died because a backstabber stabbed her in the back with a pencil.

by Woo!!! April 23, 2009

Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.

Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!

by jldd June 26, 2014

Backstabber

Someone who talks shit about you behind your back. If you were on fire and this person had a bottle of water they would rink the water and apologize about it later when you are in the ICU. This person makes you walk on hot coals to please them and then they turn around and talk about behind your back while still acting like your friends...stay away from theses people they are no good.

Good Friend: "OMG sorry i didnt mean ... is there anyway i can make it up to you?"

Bad Friend: "Nah.. it's okay it's fine, don't worry about it"

1 hour later
Bad Friend: "guess what this bitch did to me..... I have always hated her. all she wants is attention.. she should go die in a hole"

Next Day

Good Friend:" Hey Bestty"

Bad friend:"Hey Bestfriend in the world" -.-

Another person: "You do know she talks shit about you behind your back"

Good Friend: "WHAT A BACKSTABBER!!!"

by Don't Hate, Appreciate February 28, 2012

Backstabber

One who listens to your problems, pretends to be your friend, acts so fake around you you actually believe it, but in the end goes and hooks up with your boyfriend, spreads rumors about you, etc.

Amelia hooked up with him? I thought she was her best friend! What a backstabber....

by xxxxxooooo69 February 22, 2011

backstabbing loser

This is a boy who tells you that he loves you, but really he just wants to lead you on and break your heart. This boy will tell you he loves you and then he will go after your friend, just to make you wish that you were closer to him. Your friends will usually know when a guy is a backstabbing loser, but the backstabbing loser will put up a charade that makes you fall more in love with him and then he will rip your heart out and throw it in the dirt. Your friends will warn you about this person, but you will ignore them and go after him and then regret it immediately.

Girl 1" Wow Marcus is such a backstabbing loser, I can't believe that he told you he loved you and then went after that other girl."

Girl 2 " I know right he is such an awful person.

by girlwhohasbeenheartbroken May 5, 2018

Backsturbating

Rubbing your back against something to stop an itch.

Attendees of the meeting found Joe's backsturbating distracting.

by IDtenT September 12, 2014