worst human being on earth. who even if she read this definition would not believe it was about her because she is such a stupid slutty girl who goes through four guys a semester not to mention the uncontested worst person ever.
by thermo downs November 06, 2008
by KENNYMYERS February 04, 2010
Brittney most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating canadian making history being the girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away
Dude, that decease ridden Brittney the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by the jester of all jesters February 08, 2010
by randompandemonium09 October 03, 2009
A hoe who flirts with married men and hits on mexican waiters at La Mesa. She rudely farts all over the couch where I sleep at night. She wants my body. I want hers. We get mistaken as lesbians at the gay club. But thats okay.
by iwhipmyhairbacknforth March 22, 2011
A virgin girl who is fat, short, annoying, weird and has no ass. She will ask you awkward questions about your sex life because she's never been touched and is curious. Often stares at other girls when they are changing clothes, in an awkward way. Brittneys may be lesbians for lack of men wanting them.
by BeefyQueef69 February 09, 2011