1 definition by iwhipmyhairbacknforth

A hoe who flirts with married men and hits on mexican waiters at La Mesa. She rudely farts all over the couch where I sleep at night. She wants my body. I want hers. We get mistaken as lesbians at the gay club. But thats okay.
I am a brittney, I want to steal your husband.
by iwhipmyhairbacknforth March 22, 2011
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