Apoof

The act of suddenly appearing without warning, the opposite of this is to disapoof

I was walking down my road when a lil doggo apoofed

by Phoebe_mae October 22, 2018

Aloof

Unfriendly, cold and distant, reserved, separate, unapproachable

"The aloof Germans chanted offensive words and did not show any kindness to the Jews."

by Aloof_Lovers April 12, 2019

aloofer

a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!

AMERICA! FUCKYA!

once you go aloofer, you never go back

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler February 28, 2011

aloof

adjective; describes someone who doesn't give a fuck

This aloof individual broke many hearts and crushed many dreams.

The aloof girl will be alone forever.

The aloof girl will have many cats.

by theyellowblanketishere August 28, 2013

aroof

pulling a bloody tampon string using your mouth and then sleeping with the girl.

yo this girl was on her period, so aroofed her and then we fucked

by kozmid March 1, 2011

Azooz

A person who looks mostly like a hamster. Appeals most of the time to black people. Likes to get fingered by his brothers.

Wow nice Azooz you got there!
Yo nigga I want that Azooz!

by TheTerminationXI October 7, 2016

Awoof

When you get more than you'd bargained or in an unexpectant way from anybody, organizations, family or friends

Too much awoof at that joint across the street

by Jizzyjoker July 27, 2019